I’m at the Delta counter about to pay for my luggage. I have the card ready to pay and everything. Outta no where, the dude working is like When is your next show? I break him off with the details. #TheyKnowMeUpinHere Then he tells me where my gate is and I roll up outta there, and I never paid for my luggage. I think I’m getting hooked up on celebrity status. Come to find out, I made it to SILVER so my bags are free anyways. #CALMDOWNmike
In this week alone, I saw Suge Knight, I time traveled, if you don’t believe me ask my wife, she was there, I saw Big Worm and a shady looking ice-cream truck on separate occasions, told a NeNe Leakes joke, I had vegan enchiladas (3 nights in a row), and got introduced to the movie Twilight, and watched the first two, and was told by wife that I wasn’t interesting.