OFFICIAL MIKE E. WINFIELD WEBSITE

by mike on January 30, 2011

Don’t Click on PictureWelcome to my website. My name is Mike E. Winfield, not Mikey. My mom calls me Mikey. You can call me Mike E. Say it as fast or slow as you wish. I’m not sure how you got here, but I’m happy you’re here, and as we both know, I’m amazing. LOVE. Maybe you’ve seen my show. How was it? Feel free to comment on any of my posts, give feedback, and/or email me on my CONTACT page. My direct email is mikesmondays@yahoo.com. Thanks for starting arguments in the comments section. There’s a good one going on right now. I love hearing from you and I always try to respond. They call me Mike E.

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1. Boyz to Men- It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye

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CHICAGO TIME Jan 18th- 22nd

by mike on January 18, 2012

So far its freezing but that’s expected. 7:39p The first two shows are solid. I’m dropping new material in this room like pelicans. I have to be out the door at 7am Fri morn to interview on FOX. A few of the shows are already sold out. I’m hoping this places them over the edge. I sell a few tickets, but I’m far from where I plan to be. It’s 1:37a.m. now. I’m gonna get in my notes one more time before I pass out. I actually recorded tonight’s show, so I’ll go watch it for my viewing pleasure.

SIDENOTE, Who knows how to do wordpress? I need to remove some of these photos and add new ones, along with a lot of other changes.

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Now What?

by mike on January 15, 2012

What do you want from me? This is not an angry message. I’m sitting here in a 3rd story condo in downtown Chicago in my long johns and a beany hat. I truly enjoy this, even though I wish I could get the heat to work.

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Back in your arctic climate. Freezing is an understatement. On my walk to the comedy club, I passed a Polar Bear. He said he’ll be extinct soon. I said, “So will I.” He said, “Where can I get some good Walleye?” I said, “They have a good dish at Acme Comedy Club, but I don’t know if you do potatoes.” Minneapolis is that city that people don’t really talk about, but I can confirm that it is a good time. I’m living a road comic’s life this week too. You should see this hotel room. Housekeeping is gonna leave me a note that reads, “Unacceptable Mike E.” I also walked to downtown. There were all these guys hustling tickets to the Minnesota Timberwolves. Oh that sounds like big fun. Who they play determines if I might consider it. My city’s team is the Sacramento Kings. If the Kings play the Timberwolves, I can guarantee there would be more people at my show if I performed in a laundry mat. You’d have to pay me to go to that game. That game would look like the Harlem Globetrotters, but funnier. I bet you during the game, they talk about reality shows. They should combine teams and become one sucky team. The TimberKings or the Wings, whichever we can get the best mascot out of.

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New Year’s Eve

by mike on January 1, 2012

I’m think I’ll take it easy, stay off the roads. I’ll probably spit a couple jokes and sip on something sweet. I like the start of the year and what it has to bring. I don’t make resolutions but I do like the idea of a fresh start. It’s crazy how the year begins in such an outrageous fashion. Drunk and drugged out people doing who knows what until they wake up somewhere. Every year stupid people still try to drive when they know they shouldn’t and dumber people get in the cars with them. Be safe is all you can really tell people I guess. It’s on a Saturday night too! Probably gonna be a wild one. :-D

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FINALLY IN DENVER!! Dec 2011

by mike on December 15, 2011

I’m gonna post something every night that was post worthy. 1. If you ever get lost, don’t ever ask someone who looks crazy for directions. They always want payback, but it’s always such an odd request. “Ok, I helped you, now I’m gonna need some paint brush cans.”

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ROOSTER T. FEATHERS DEC 8th- 11th

by mike on December 8, 2011

Thursday thru Sunday in the intimate venue of Rooster T. Feathers. This is one of my favorite clubs to play, and I’m loving comedy right now like never before. When a comedian says he is enjoying comedy that means that he’s impressed with his/her own originality. Silicon Valley has always been good to me, but this time it’s different because I’m the HEADLINER. Thursday night is already SOLD OUT. Check www.roostertfeathers.com for specific details. 408.736.0921~~157 W. El Camino Real, Sunnyvale, CA 94087

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But just in the beginning of the set. I use to enjoy that brief moment, and since right now I’m capable of anything its time for the implementation.

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The CLOWN

by mike on November 22, 2011

THIS CLOWN’S MINI VAN HAD HANDICAPPED PLATES. HMMM…..

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LOCAL CLUB HEADLINING WEEK

November 22, 2011

This weekend at my house. When I perform in the town where I live, I get none of the feeling of the real live road. No privacy, no getting in the zone, no sleeping in, no text fighting because I’m out of town. I have to live a full day of regular life and then [...]

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THIS WEEKEND GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN @ DR. GRINS

November 11, 2011

I’m in the part of Michigan that no one really speaks about. I was here once before, but only one day performing at some college. I don’t remember the name and it doesn’t even matter. What does matter? Rhetorical. Nothing. I just need to be on stage and change someone’s life. Simple. It’s tough sometimes [...]

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