Saw this guy in Kirkland – best show I’ve seen in a long time. Not raunchy, just intelligent, super funny commentary about things nobody would think are all that funny. I came out of there feeling like I had been beat up, my stomach and sides were hurting from laughing so much. This guy is going to be big-time someday, glad I can say I saw him in a small club.
It’s a new beautiful day and people are still stupid, but I’m not concerned with that. I’m only concerned with the decision if I’m gonna wear boxers or boxer briefs. Obvious choice right? Birds are chirping, and I know something very amazing is going to happen today. I’m in a productive mood, and if music was bumping right now, I’d do that one dance that nobody can stop. It’s an original.
I think the problem that women have with other women is when it comes to their man, they don’t respect the boundaries. A lot of guys don’t see it, I do, and your woman notices it the second it happens. Recently, I had women approach to welcome me to a show she booked, and I reached out for a handshake, and she says, “No, I’m a hugger.” We hug, and I say, “And meet my wife.” Who she didn’t realize was standing right behind me. And this YouknowWhat reaches out and extends her arm to shake my ladies’ hand. Oh, I guess you’re no longer a hugger. #ThirstyYouSay