How do you get your kids to go to bed? Do you beat them until they cry themselves to sleep? Do you give them cough medicine until they pass out? Do you lock them in the room and turn up your radio really loud? Do you leave your home and come back in the morning and assume that they went to bed? Do you tell them that if they don't go to bed now, you'll break their stuff? Do you threaten to lock their television station to the show Real and Chance? Do you just get mad and not say anything? Do you blame your woman and get in a fight with her? Do you go bowling because bowling always brings joy in any situation? Do you research the information to solve this on Dr. Phil's website? Do you pray to Jesus? Do you let them sleep with you and ruin your relationship? Do you go in the kitchen and start cooking breakfast like its really morning, but its still dark outside, so everyone is wondering why do we smell eggs? Do you cry? Do you wonder why you had kids in the first place and then get mad at your woman because it wasn't your idea, but you felt pressured and had to go along with it, but now you're older and have accepted the entire situation, kind of? Do you just start cleaning up the house because you don't want to appear defeated? Do you call your job and tell them on their voicemail that you won't be in tomorrow because this has irritated you so much you just wanna miss work? Do you call your mom and ask her what she used to do? Do you call your grandma and her what she used to do with your mom or dad? Do you start hating on your kid to other kids? Do you threaten the child that you're gonna tell everyone that they still urinate in the sheets, or as they say in the hood peeindabed? Do you turn off all the lights, and scare the kid, and never reveal yourself? Do you go in the mirror and say Candyman 3 times? Do you give them homework assignments?