Today I performed at Foothills College. They were having disease awareness month, and I heard all the options that people have to protect themselves. There's so many stds that you can catch, that a person might as well not even have sex. Why are people doing it? Its not safe. Is sex a necessity of life? I wish I was a virgin. When you have the experience for the first time, its really overrated. Most people finish and they're like, "Thats it huh?" You can contract a disease in one single experience, so in order to protect the next person, people need to hit that clinic. People always say they love the next person, but isn't love going and getting a test so you don't hurt the next man. We have amazing technology, you can find out results on the spot. Do they have a take home std test? That could be a handy tool. You can both urinate on it, look at the results and then decide if its worth taking the risk. The results come in and you read them, "Well they got a cure for this one."