Stupid Children Names

KEEP YOUR CHILD IN MIND WHEN YOU NAME THEM. They’re the ones who have to live with the name. Just because you thought it would be cute to name your child Sandwich Chips Harrison doesn’t mean other kids in school won’t beat their ass for no reason. “It felt good at the time” is not […]

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Your Bizness on Facebook

IF YOU DON’T WANT US TO KNOW YOUR BIZNESS, DON’T POST IT SO THE WORLD CAN SEE. I hate when someone puts up a status update, and then they get mad at you for having an opinion. There are other ways to share you feelings besides putting it on the internet. You’re not supposed to […]

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Scared Straight For Girls

I’m watching Scared Straight, the young girl edition. Man, I’m afraid. These chicks are HARD. That is a frightening lifestyle and I am not that funny to make them laugh the entire time so they won’t whip me. I watched an episode a long time ago where one of the convicts thought the kid was […]

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PEE ON YOURSELF FUNNY

Whether you win or lose… Not in my book. Greatness. My internal drive pushes me to be the ultimate best.  I hope this is a good thing. I know some competitive people who are turnoffs, but when its done correctly, it can be fun. Seriously, when people come to my shows, I don’t even want […]

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Random Email= LOVE

Subject: When are you returning Mike E., I had the pleasure of seeing you for the first time a few months ago at one of your shows in Cleveland at Hilarities/Pickwick & Frolic. I had never heard of you before, but oh wow, you were funny as hell!! You were built for this! So, keep […]

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