I’m in Salt Lake City, Utah. This place has a reputation for boredom, and it should have a reputation for young girls with many children. Shout out to any dudes out there who can’t conceive. Move here and start a premade family. These women are waiting. My buddy just did an online date with a woman who has SIX children. Is she looking for a date or a babysitter? I’m such a fan of children, I think they are the light of the world, and this is town where you come to meet them. Other than that, I have a some news to share soon.
Its the night before and I keep telling people that I’m driving to Gillionville, GA, and out of fifteen plus people, no one has even heard of this place. So, in a joking way, I’m thinking “what if my agent is setting me up?” This drive was the darkest 3 hour drive that I’ve ever done. The accents from these people here sound like 40 years ago. The show is actually tomorrow and I’m chilling out at this very cozy hotel. The front of this place looks like a scary movie, and the guy at the desk was shocking, but other than that all is well. I bumped into some comedy friends back in Atlanta and there’s nothing like comedy talk. But back to this scary situation. This is why blogs exist. No one really knows what goes on with comedians off the court. This could be the greatest show of all time for me, but if you could see my location, I think a prison would fit better here than a college. I’m writing this so everyone is clear about my whereabouts. I’m at the Merry Acres in Albany, Georgia.
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I just heard President Obama talk about how he did a cross over dribble on Chris Paul. I love it! He said he might have stolen it the second time, but the first time he did it (cross over) Paul had no idea he had that in his arsenal. There are not many shows that I would pay to see, but I’d pay any amount of money right now to watch President Obama play basketball. I’m gonna take it one step farther. It is now on my goals list to play a game of b-ball WITH our President. Lets make this happen. And what many don’t know, that I observed, is that our President is a lefty.