Can This Happen?

I think I’m gonna take advantage of my current opportunities. In a few days, I’m gonna pitch my hilarious sitcom idea to Katie Couric, and see if she wants to be a producer on it. Why not? It’s funny how something like this may seem so far fetched, but nothing is really far fetched if […]

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UPCOMING SHOWS

OCTOBER 15TH- EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY OCTOBER 16TH- UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA- HUNTSVILLE OCTOBER 17TH- NACA CONFERENCE NOVEMBER 27TH- 1ST- PUNCHLINE COMEDY CLUB SACRAMENTO www.punchlinesac.com 916.925.5500 (6) Shows DECEMBER 12TH- 15TH TACOMA COMEDY CLUB DECEMBER 27TH- 1ST COMEDY WORKS DENVER (8) Shows www.comedyworks.com

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New Town

Every city I go to, people keep trying to warn me that I better watch out b/c its “hella ghetto” there. I sometimes wonder what they mean, but I don’t bother to ask. I grew up in Baltimore, MD. I’m not sure there are places that can top that Bmore life. I don’t care. I’m […]

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WOMEN, WOMEN

What do you really want? You seem so strong and so focused, then you seem so tender and fragile. Can we have four consecutive days without irritation. Can you keep in mind that when you’re irritated, a lot of times it has nothing to do with us. I know there’s times when it does have […]

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FRANCE

I wanna go to France so I can hang with some Paris homies and sip on some of that nice red. I’m gonna buy my wife a bunch of those spring dresses. I don’t have many interests besides comedy and youth sports. France seems like a spot I can go and lay low and get […]

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Are They Doing It?

Weirdest thing happened or maybe it wasn’t so weird. I walk into a business that I always go to. Today, I was in way earlier than I normally go. So, as I’m pulling into the parking lot, the owner pulls in and one of his employees is in the passenger seat. It didn’t seem too […]

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TOUCH ME

Take advantage of the beginning of your relationship. You can get neck rubs and ankle rubs and any kinds of rubs b/c you’re just excited to touch and be touched by another person. Take advantage of all that soothing muscle relaxation. One day, you’re not gonna touch each other as frequently, and you might need […]

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