I Can Hear You

People start humming Michael Jackson tunes when I come around and they act like I don’t know what they’re doing. I get it bastard. I know Michael’s songs. What, are you trying to be funny. Let’s see how funny it is when I start memorizing some tunes and getting you back. I need to start acting like a comedian in the public eye. I’m normally my low key self unless I’m buzzing off of caffeine. People always try to get me with jokes early in the day when I’m not ready. A comedians strongest hours are from 6p to 2am. That’s when I’m at my best. You can’t get me at my shows either. You can try but that’s when my super power kicks in. I’m aware of my strengths as well as my many weaknesses. I like when people try to get on me. Its all in love. 
Many don’t get a chance to use their gift and I’m really grateful I get the opportunity. That was a Doogie Houser post.