MUHAMMAD ALI VS. GEORGE FOREMAN

I just watch this amazing fight, and as usual, this is a great metaphor for comedy. They call this the Rumble in The Jungle and Ali played Foreman like a trombone. He completely paced himself until Foreman had no juice left in his tank, meanwhile never allowing Foreman to know his actual tactic. This is a clear example of how you use patience. You wait for your moment, and then in that eighth round, you pick your spot and unload. It was so well crafted, and no one knew, but Ali. So just in case you didn’t pick up the moral, what I’m trying to say is that at one of my upcoming shows, I am going to punch someone at the perfect moment. Consider this the warning, and then afterwards, I’ll remind you that I’m the greatest.