PEE ON YOURSELF FUNNY

Whether you win or lose… Not in my book. Greatness. My internal drive pushes me to be the ultimate best.  I hope this is a good thing. I know some competitive people who are turnoffs, but when its done correctly, it can be fun. Seriously, when people come to my shows, I don’t even want them to be like. “This guy is good.” I want them to be like, “This might be the funniest person in the world. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. I just peed on myself and I’m not getting up to go dry off.” His woman says, “My face hurts!! It hurts! I can’t laugh anymore b/c of the pain. Stop young attractive skinny black comedian. I’m crying now, and my man is wet. This is the funniest show I’ve seen in my 53 years.” I know it doesn’t work like that, but thats what I’m going for. I’m not playing for second, and thats why the team around me has to be blood driven too. Everything done in love. People close to me know that I’m like this about everything, not just comedy. “Drive” is an important tool, and key to maintaining success. While you’re sleeping, they’re working.