I’m in the part of Michigan that no one really speaks about. I was here once before, but only one day performing at some college. I don’t remember the name and it doesn’t even matter. What does matter? Rhetorical. Nothing. I just need to be on stage and change someone’s life. Simple. It’s tough sometimes being the funniest person in the world, but you’re put in places for special reasons, and that’s why I’ve been in placed here in Grand Rapids this weekend. I’m one of the few superheros whose identity is not secret, but I have a job to do, and it’s gonna get done, ONE PERFORMANCE AT A TIME.